$BALLS
The official currency of BALLSQUAD Entertainment and legal tender within the Uber League, by commissioner's statement of 9 September 2026 (Docket D-005). A lore token first; a settlement instrument when the Constitution says so.
The Market USD
Spot figures from the first public source that answers (pump.fun → Jupiter → DexScreener → GeckoTerminal), cached five minutes. Daily closes from GeckoTerminal.
What it does in the League
Three facts, each with its authority. Nothing here is a promise the Constitution has not made.
Legal tender
Declared the official currency of BALLSQUAD Entertainment and legal tender within the Uber League by the commissioner on 9 September 2026. Dues and payouts remain denominated in U.S. dollars until Article XI §4 is amended; the token is a non-binding instrument until then.
Docket D-005 · Art. XI §4Partnership Shares
One Share for every game ever won, five more to each Uber Cup champion, owner-bound for life, paying a dividend from the dues pool every season. The cap table and every owner's statement live on the Exchange.
Art. XI §2 · Schedule F · The Exchange →Settlement proposed
The drafted instrument: obligations stay in USD; $BALLS becomes a settlement medium at a published rate (the seven-day volume-weighted average at noon CT on a Settlement Day), paid from a League Treasury rather than bought on the market. Not yet enacted; requires an Article XI §4 amendment under Article XIII.
EXCHANGE/SETTLEMENT_2025_INTO_2026 · unenactedThe Partnership Share Ladder
Cumulative Shares through the last completed season, from the Uber Ledger. The 2019 H.O.O.C.H. System Bowl share was returned to Tyler in the 2026 audit (Docket 2026-15).
Treasury & Settlement Register
The League Treasury is the counterparty to every $BALLS settlement. Balances per owner are never published; the register records rate, amount and transaction only.
The Record
- 2023 EO-12 announces the "$BALLS" token as an experiment; the Constitution records it as non-binding.
- 2026-07-23 The mint is created on Solana (pump.fun launchpad).
- 2026-09-07 Bonding curve completes; the BALLS / SOL pool migrates to PumpSwap.
- 2026-09-09 Commissioner's statement: $BALLS is officially created — the official currency of BALLSQUAD Entertainment, legal tender within the Uber League (Docket D-005).
- 2026-09-17 The Clerk drafts the settlement instrument (USD obligations, $BALLS as settlement medium at a published rate, Treasury as counterparty). Unenacted.
- 2026-10-20 This page. Treasury to be designated.
$BALLS is a lore token and collectible of a sixteen-year fantasy football league. It is not an investment, not an offer of one, and nothing on this page is financial advice. Figures are read from public sources and may lag or fail; the Ledger's dollars are the record.
The Uber Ledger · The Exchange · Constitution, Article XI · The Docket